The most labour saving device ever, is a husband with loads of money.
We are all born free and taxed to death (now that's a fact) I don't mind getting into hot water from time to time...it keeps me clean. Now here is a tip worth remembering.... If at first you DO succeed, don't look astonished, flaunt it.
I've heard tell that smoking can kill you..... but funnily enough, it cures kippers (fact)
Be careful, be very careful, a problem shared is a gift to a gossip.
Many hands make light work...... but only if one of them knows how to change a fuse.
Poetic Justice; Poetic Justice is a hedgehog hibernating on an acupuncturist's armchair!
(Get my point?)