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Facts and a lot of fiction

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#1 daffyd



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Posted 28 May 2017 - 02:26 PM

The most labour saving device ever, is a husband with loads of money.

We are all born free and taxed to death (now that's a fact)  I don't mind getting into hot water from time to time...it keeps me clean. Now here is a tip worth remembering.... If at first you DO succeed,  don't look astonished, flaunt it.

I've heard tell that smoking can kill you..... but funnily enough, it cures kippers (fact)

Be careful, be very careful, a problem shared is a gift to a gossip.

Many hands make light work...... but only if one of them knows how to change a fuse.


Poetic Justice; Poetic Justice is a hedgehog hibernating on an acupuncturist's armchair!

(Get my point?)

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#2 daffyd



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Posted 02 June 2017 - 02:28 PM

Wise words (such as these) are oft spoken in jest, but many more foolish ones (shouted into an abyss)  are spoken in earnest.   (AHRRRRRGH)

I am minded of a chef who boiled himself some hyena bones, and made himself a laughing stock.

I have a question:- "Is the patron saint of football (soccer) .......St Off?        (Now come on...think about it)

Life's final score......- ...... when brain stops play!

Another question....pay attention:- "Is a bigamist..... an Italian fog?"


My earnest hope...... to give a polished performance so that other will take a shine to me.


It is not easy being a sage..... you have to know your onions!

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Posted 30 June 2018 - 01:58 AM

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.” 

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