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daffyd last won the day on August 2 2019

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  1. daffyd

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    Ah'm with you....Boo-boo! (Ah got mah boy tuh read thu rules over tuh me. He got all the way tuh the sioxth grade!)
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    A Snoring Solution The guys were all at a hunting camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man,
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    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what's wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "You're just a plain old lazy fart." "Thank You." said the man. "Now give me the medical term, so I can tell my wife!" _________________
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    Only in Texas mah friend...only in Texas..... allegedly. DEPUTY SHERIFF VS NEW YORK LAWYER A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff*s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education th a n any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy*s expense. The deputy says, *License and registration, please.* *What for?* says the lawyer. The deputy says, *You didn*t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.* Then the lawyer says, *I slowed down, and
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    A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car saleroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. 'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.' I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly gent as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph. Suddenly, he thought, 'What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense
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    Loads of Laughs

    Ooooooh, Oooooh, I was having terrible trouble with wind..... oooooh! I went to the doctor and told him I was having trouble with this persistent wind...... < < < < < < He gave me a Kite..............
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    I'm after passing this on to yus, because it recently worked for me and we could all use a little more calm and understanding in our lives..... do you think? By following this simple advice I, meself, have found dat inner peace..... To find dat inner peace..... finish all the tings dat you have started, simple isn't it? So I looked around my house to see the things I had started but had not finished and before coming on here this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bodle of shhhhard-on-hey, a bidle of Bailey's, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha 'mainder of a battle of pro
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    MEDICARE COVERAGE The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.' 'Mrs. Sanders, please.' 'Speaking.' 'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.' 'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. 'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.' 'That's
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    Loads of Laughs

    The Three Bears......... Wouldn't you know it? Some bloomin' feminist has re-written "The 3 Bears" A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning... Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he cries. Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars. Mama Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I ha
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    Loads of Laughs

    A MAN WALKED INTO A SUPERMARKET WITH HIS ZIPPER DOWN. A LADY CASHIER WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID, 'YOUR BARRACKS DOOR IS OPEN'. NOT A PHRASE THAT MEN NORMALLY USE, HE WENT ON HIS WAY LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE SHOPPING, A MAN CAME UP AND SAID, 'YOUR FLY IS OPEN.' HE ZIPPED UP AND FINISHED HIS SHOPPING. AT THE CHECKOUT, HE INTENTIONALLY GOT IN THE LINE WHERE THE LADY WAS THAT TOLD HIM ABOUT HIS 'BARRACKS DOOR.' HE WAS PLANNING TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN WITH HER, SO WHEN HE REACHED THE COUNTER HE SAID, 'WHEN YOU SAW MY BARRACKS DOOR OPEN, DID YOU SEE A MARINE STANDING IN THERE AT A
  11. Well brush mah teeth an call me Sparky..... y'all sure have a purdy set up here! Like all new venues one has to get acclimatised, find ones way around, test the water, so tuh speak. So you'll excuse me ifin ah saddle up an trot off tuh explore mah new 'playground'

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